THE APPARITION, 2012
Director: Todd Lincoln
Stars: Ashley Greene, Sebastian Stan, Tom Felton, Julianna Guill, Luke Pasqualino, Rick Gomez, Suzanne Ford, Anna Clark
Review by Joshua Starnes
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A couple are haunted by a supernatural presence that is unleashed during a college experiment.
Every so often you see a film that is so daring and original you can't help but marvel 'how was this made?' in thick of the Hollywood scramble. Somewhat more often you get a film that is so unfathomably bad you wonder 'how did this get past everyone?' But a lot more often than either of those you get a film like "The Apparition" that makes you ask 'why did you even bother?'
A 'new' (quote-unquote) take on the classic haunted house narrative, "The Apparition" follows the travails of Kelly (Ashley Greene, "Twilight") and Ben (Sebastian Stan, "Captain America: The First Avenger") as strange occurrences begin to happen shortly after they move into Kelly's parents' rental home in Nowhere, California. Mold and spores begin to appear throughout the building, clothes are torn and ripped, and smaller living things like plants and dogs wither and die if they spend too long in doors. It's generally not good.
Like any good horror film participants, Kelly and Ben are dismissive at first, trying desperately to explain away the strangeness, hoping it will go away and they can move on with their lives, especially Ben. Which is odd because several years earlier Ben was part of a science experiment which attempted to contact a ghost and instead released a malevolent entity into our world that killed his girlfriend at the time and was never re-captured. Despite knowing that Ben refuses to admit that the two supernatural elements are related to the extent of trying to talk his new girlfriend into staying in the house even after she's gotten so scared she wants nothing to do with it.
It's that sort of rampant stupidity which bogs "The Apparition" down into a pointless exercise of slow camera moves and menacing strings and bangs, with no imagination or entertainment on display. First time director Todd Lincoln has lumped various haunted house clichés together, thrown them in a bag, jumbled them up and tossed them against the wall to see what will stick. There is a menacing tone and the odd well designed sequence of terror, but for the most part it is mind-numbingly forgettable. Part of that is because Lincoln has bravely decided to make his characters as bland as possible so that they can't distract us from how ridiculous the plot is.
To her credit Greene does the best she can with what she's got, but mostly that means mixing fear with earnestness, except for the odd discursion into Kelly and Ben's relationship slowly breaking down as she learns what sort of danger he has put her in the path of. That would probably work better if the relationship came off as interesting; unfortunately Ben only seems capable of being sullen. Worse, the more we learn about what he knows, the more stupid his actions appear, making it very difficult to care about him or anything that happens to him.
Once they do finally admit that their house is haunted, and realize that the ghost involved seems to be following them even after they leave, Ben finally breaks down and calls his hold friend Patrick (Tom Felton, "Harry Potter") who provides some of the only lift "The Apparition" gets as he blows into town in his glasses and scarf and begins rattling off a truly impressive slab of bullshit about negative magnetic fields protecting his brain. Channeling every mad scientist since Dr. Frankenstein, Felton passes on even attempting at making the pseudo-science mumbo jumbo he has been given sound legitimate and instead seems focused on just how fast and energetically he can get it out. And it works more or less; it's easy to think the characters are in this situation because at one point they decided to listen to the ideas of a schizophrenic who lives in a cage in his basement.
But he's not in the film anywhere near long enough to make it interesting, coming across more as an afterthought than anything else. Despite the long history of failures that come when filmmakers decide that thinking up some visually interesting set pieces and then creating just enough story to tie them together is all that you need, it doesn't seem to stop anyone from making that same mistake over and over. Because, like buying a lottery ticket, every so often it works out. So despite the odds everyone keeps buying that ticket, thinking they're going to be the lucky one who wins big.
"The Apparition" is not one of the lucky ones.